{"id":2262,"date":"2008-04-05T04:44:09","date_gmt":"2008-04-05T11:44:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.carlsbadistan.com\/?p=2262"},"modified":"2008-04-05T04:59:22","modified_gmt":"2008-04-05T11:59:22","slug":"carlsbad-5000-races-through-carlsbadistan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.carlsbadistan.com\/?p=2262","title":{"rendered":"Carlsbad 5000 Races Through Carlsbadistan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The &#8220;world&#8217;s fastest 5k&#8221; returns to <em>Carlsbadistan<\/em> Saturday April 6, 2008. Expect a lot of trucks like this selling magical liquids that will increase health, fitness, and raw sex appeal. Of course those who know will just hang around until the race is over and then drink the sexiest fitness drink in the world in the <strong>Pizza Port Beer Garden<\/strong> with all the body-jocks who are all high on endorphins.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.carlsbadistan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/cytomax.jpg\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.carlsbadistan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/cytomax.jpg','popup','width=1000,height=647,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.carlsbadistan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/cytomax-tm.jpg\" height=\"278\" width=\"430\" border=\"1\" hspace=\"4\" vspace=\"4\" alt=\"Cytomax\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s pretty much everything one needs to know about the race:<\/p>\n<p><strong>STARTING TIMES APRIL 6, 2008<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-indent:20pt;\">6:00 am Registration Opens<br \/>\n7:05 am Masters Men, 40 &#38; over<br \/>\n8:00 am Masters Women, 40 &#38; over<br \/>\n8:50 am Wheelchair Invitational<br \/>\n9:25 am Men 30 &#8211; 39<br \/>\n10:20 am Women 30 &#8211; 39<br \/>\n10:25 am People&#8217;s Walk<br \/>\n11:30 am  Men &#38; Women 29 &#38; Under<br \/>\n12:15 pm Men&#8217;s Invitational<br \/>\n12:17 pm Women&#8217;s Invitational<\/p>\n<p><strong>Note to racers<\/strong>: If you&#8217;re going to park in <em>our<\/em> neighborhood please be quiet in the morning. <em>Carlsbadistanians<\/em> like to stay out late on Saturday nights and they often wake up grumpy and hung over, so please keep the noise down and don&#8217;t block any driveways. Remember, you are guests in <em>our<\/em> Village.<\/p>\n<p><strong>[Link: <\/strong><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.eliteracing.com\/carlsbad.html\" target=\"_blank\">Carlsbad 5000<\/a><\/strong><strong>]<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The &#8220;world&#8217;s fastest 5k&#8221; returns to Carlsbadistan Saturday April 6, 2008. Expect a lot of trucks like this selling magical liquids that will increase health, fitness, and raw sex appeal. Of course those who know will just hang around until the race is over and then drink the sexiest fitness drink in the world in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,35],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.carlsbadistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2262"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.carlsbadistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.carlsbadistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.carlsbadistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.carlsbadistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2262"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.carlsbadistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2262\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.carlsbadistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.carlsbadistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.carlsbadistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}