{"id":10930,"date":"2012-07-13T14:25:42","date_gmt":"2012-07-13T21:25:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.carlsbadistan.com\/?p=10930"},"modified":"2012-07-13T14:32:29","modified_gmt":"2012-07-13T21:32:29","slug":"mommy-porn-writer-coming-to-costco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.carlsbadistan.com\/?p=10930","title":{"rendered":"Mommy Porn Writer Coming To Costco"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.carlsbadistan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/eljames.jpg\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.carlsbadistan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/eljames.jpg','popup','width=564,height=800,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.carlsbadistan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/eljames-tm.jpg\" height=\"283\" width=\"200\" border=\"1\" align=\"right\" hspace=\"4\" vspace=\"4\" alt=\"Eljames\" \/><\/a><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.utsandiego.com\/news\/2012\/jul\/11\/fifty-shades-of-humility\/\" target=\"_blank\">E.L. James<\/a><\/strong>, the author of those dirty little books the &#8220;<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0143038419\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=sacklunch&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0143038419\" target=\"_blank\">eat pray<\/a><\/strong> <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0307592731\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=sacklunch&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0307592731\" target=\"_blank\">hike<\/a><\/strong>&#8221; crowd just can&#8217;t get enough of will be in <em>Carlsbadistan<\/em> at <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.costco.com\/Warehouse\/LocationTemplate.aspx?Warehouse=462\" target=\"_blank\">Costco<\/a><\/strong> on Saturday, July 14, 2012 from 11 AM to 1 PM signing copies of her <strong><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0345803485\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=sacklunch&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0345803485\" target=\"_blank\">Fifty Shades of Grey<\/a><\/em><\/strong> trilogy (really?).<\/p>\n<p>Just to put everyone in the mood, here is a little smack of the book from <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/articles\/2012\/04\/16\/50-shades-of-grey-speed-read-14-naughtiest-bits.html\" target=\"_blank\">The Daily Beast<\/a><\/strong>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cAt the touch of leather, I quiver and gasp. He walks around me again, trailing the crop around the middle of my body. On his second circuit, he suddenly flicks the crop, and it hits me underneath my behind \u2026 against my sex \u2026 The shock runs through me, and it\u2019s the sweetest, strangest, hedonistic feeling \u2026 My body convulses at the sweet, stinging bite. My nipples harden and elongate from the assault, and I moan loudly, pulling on my leather cuffs.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Guess there are worse things than spending your Saturday nooner at Costco with a bunch of heated up middle-aged <em>Carlsbadistan<\/em> women, right? Come to Costco, indeed. The Carlsbad Costco is located at <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/maps.google.com\/maps?q=951+Palomar+Airport+Rd&amp;ll=33.122956,-117.323057&amp;spn=0.004093,0.004962&amp;client=safari&amp;oe=UTF-8&amp;hnear=951+Palomar+Airport+Rd,+Carlsbad,+California+92011&amp;gl=us&amp;t=m&amp;z=18\" target=\"_blank\">951 Palomar Airport Rd<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>E.L. James, the author of those dirty little books the &#8220;eat pray hike&#8221; crowd just can&#8217;t get enough of will be in Carlsbadistan at Costco on Saturday, July 14, 2012 from 11 AM to 1 PM signing copies of her Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy (really?). Just to put everyone in the mood, here is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[40,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.carlsbadistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10930"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.carlsbadistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.carlsbadistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.carlsbadistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.carlsbadistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10930"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.carlsbadistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10930\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10935,"href":"https:\/\/www.carlsbadistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10930\/revisions\/10935"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.carlsbadistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.carlsbadistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.carlsbadistan.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}